Monday, March 25, 2013

How to open a tightly sealed jar

This is how you open a tightly sealed jar. I don't remember where I found this trick, but I thought I'd share it as it seems a lot of people don't know it.

First, find a tightly sealed jar. You know the kind. Just look at this smug asshole; thinking he's tough shit.
Fuck you, jar.
Now, get a knife. Any knife will do. Jam it in under the top of the jar. Yeah, you like that, bitch?
Now push it outwards, away from the jar. You will feel the air pressure inside the jar normalize, and maybe even hear a small pop as the top is now open.
 You can now easily open your jar. Enjoy that shit.